Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Chuck Season 3, Episode 5 "Chuck Versus First Class"

Well, since I am sure you all ready read my "Chuck Season 3 Primer" and saw me get all wordy about this show, I am going to assume you've watched this awesome episode and you just want me to list all the great things that happened in it with hilarious commentary and then list some stuff I would have like to see changed with even MORE hilarious comments. So that's what I'ma gonna do.

Things that were as awesome as Captain Awesome include:

-Casey being worried about Chuck! Come on that shit was adorable. This was a great Casey episode all around I think.

-Shaw questioning Sarah about where she was on those lost days after her meeting in Prague with Chuck. Shows us that her plan never would have worked, so maybe she can work on forgiving Chuck for not going with her!

-Casey, again! Loves: rules. Hates: insurgents.

-Chuck being totally grossed out to have to touch a dead guy. Super spy or not, he's still our Chuck.

-His line to the Ring operative (um, Stone Cold Steve Austin.) "I sincerely hope that's, not your father."

-Being on the fence about Shaw...I mean is he right about Sarah and Casey babying Chuck and not allowing him to be a real spy? We KNOW he's not right about spy love though...I want those spies to be together and in love dammit!!! (Don't fall in love at the CIA. It is like the Jersey Shore that way.)

-Um, Lieutenant Assistant Manager Casey. There are no words. (My Bodyguard!!
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-"Unfortunately I did not get to use my nunchucks." That is always a bummer.

-Adam Baldwin said "Bored now." like Vampire Willow! More Whedon alums on this show now! Please! I mean, what is Sean Maher doing these days anyway? He could totally come back and play a "back from the dead" Bryce, because he and Matthew Bomer look exactly alike anyway.

-Chuck telling Hannah about The Buy More and her asking "Is this real? Is it an insane asylum?" These are the very same questions people ask me when I tell them about working at the library.


Questions, Comments, Things that bugged me:

-Don't just instantly bond with every hot girl who happens to be in IT, from Burbank and looking for a job Chuck! You're in love with SARAH, remember?!!

-And he just looked SO happy to see her when she came into The Buy More. GAH!

-Why is The Ring still using CD-ROMS to store information? And after having such weird/cool phones in the last episode!

-Is Bryce for real dead? That makes me sad.

-Chuck missed Paris. That was sad. Is this setting us up for more job related angst? Because I kind of like Chuck being excited about his job for once!

-Team review. Stop reviewing the damn team CIA/NSA/whoever. They are not breaking up.

-I didn't even notice that the flight attendant/Ring operative was Josie Davis, the gawky daughter on Charles in Charge! Shame on me.

-Chuck, don't drink so much on your first mission. That is dumb.

-Um, he didn't get to use his nunchucks!

All in all I think creator Chris Fedak did a great job showing us how Chuck can gain new spy skills while still being the same old relatable Chuck. A hardened spy would never be so excited about seeing Paris, or getting a first class ticket! He is still the same sweet Chuck we have learned to love, but sometimes, he can kick some ass.

Next week: Hannah's at The Buy More. Ugh. I hope she doesn't turn out to be a spy or something.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Chuck Season 3! A Primer!


Well you may have noticed (nor not!) the dearth of Heroes posts around here lately. I can give you a myriad of reasons for my neglectfulness (busyness, I was sick, it was my birthday, every time I try to get someone to watch Heroes with me they are like "um, yeah sure, I guess we can do that, if we have time or whatever.") but to be honest, I just don't feel the need to make time to watch Heroes the way I used to. What show do I feel the need to watch, even during the busiest of weeks? That's right people! CHUCK!!! So in the interest of making sure that everyone is right there with me on the whole "Watching Chuck on NBC every Monday at 8" thing, I decided that a primer on the show would be in order! If you keep this handy while you are watching Chuck, it will be just like watching it with me, which as anyone who knows me will tell you, is a sacred and life-changing experience! So let's get started! Once you read this you can definitely jump into Season 3, already in progress! Watch it tonight!!


Let's meet our characters!

Chuck Bartowski- The titular character of the show, played by Zachary Levi. (Remember him from Less than Perfect?! Me neither! He's adorable in this though. And OMG that show was on for 4 years?!! Wow, I had no idea.) Former student at Stanford, Chuck was kicked out when his roommate and best friend, Bryce Larkin, accused him of cheating. Chuck used his computer skills to get a job as part of the "Nerd Herd" at the Burbank, CA Buy More, where he toiled away until receiving an email from Bryce, which contained the CIA's supercomputer, the Intersect. Now that he has the Intersect in his brain, Chuck can access any information that CIA has. It's a goofy premise, but it works people, just trust me on this. Important bits of backstory that you might miss diving into this season are:

-Bryce accused Chuck of cheating to try and save Chuck from joining to the CIA. He only sent Chuck the Intersect as a last resort.
-Bryce is currently (presumed) dead.
-Chuck's long missing father created the Intersect, which is why it works so well in his son's brain.
-Chuck's college girlfriend, Jill, was part of an evil organization of double agents that Bryce was fighting.
-Chuck's mother died when he was a teenager, and his sister took care of him after that.
-Before the Intersect, Chuck felt like a total failure because he gotten kicked out of Stanford and worked at the Buy More.
-The Buy More is now Chuck's cover job.

Sarah Walker (fake name!)
-Sarah is Chuck's CIA handler/sometime fake girlfriend. Oh but she is so much more than that, because she and Chuck are totally in love. I'm not gonna lie, there is A LOT of talk about Chuck and her being in love, but not really being able to make it work because they are spies. Some people (my dad!) think that the show focuses a bit too much on all of that, but I am cool with it because a) they are cute and b) Yvonne Strahovski is so damn good at playing the love story stuff that I can't look away whenever she does. It is her specialty. Well, that, and kicking ass and looking hot. At the beginning of Season 3 it was revealed that she wanted Chuck to leave the CIA and run away with her, but he couldn't bear the thought of leaving his family forever and not taking his chance to do something great with his life and work for the CIA. She was pretty pissed. I mean look at her. I would think most any man would run away with her! Chuck is seriously that sweet and good-hearted though, so it kinda makes her love him more.
- Not much of her backstory is known, other than that she had a con-artist father who taught her many skills that helped her become a spy.
-She used to work with and be in love with Bryce Larkin, so she has a history of falling in love on the job!
-Her cover job is working at a yogurt shop near The Buy More. Beneath this yogurt shop is "The Castle", a sweet CIA lair.
Colonel John Casey- played by Adam Baldwin, the king of "gruff with a heart of gold" characters, Colonel John Casey is Chuck's NSA handler. Things Casey loves: guns, Ronald Reagan, patriots. Things Casey hates: feelings, communism, traitors. Even though sometimes Sarah and Casey drive him insane, he is loyal and deep down inside he knows he luurves them! (He does!) This is a dude you want to have on your side if you ever get pinned down by gunfire anywhere.


Eleanor Bartowski-Woodcomb-Chuck's sister, played by Sarah Lancaster. Chuck and Ellie have a really sweet brother/sister relationship! I hope that the writers start using Ellie a little better than they have so far this season, because she has just had to act sort of silly and/or annoyed. Lancaster does a great job when the character really has to open up and be vulnerable, as she did last season when she asked Chuck to find their dad for her wedding. She has no idea about Chuck's secret CIA life and feels that he is just wasting his potential! She is a doctor and is also married to a doctor, a guy who does everything right, and a guy who Chuck has always wanted to live up to:


Captain Awesome! A.K.A. Devon Woodcomb- Captain Awesome really does live up to his name, as he is good looking, a great friend, husband and doctor, while also being pretty tough. Awesome has some idea of Chuck's secret identity as a CIA operative (no idea about the whole Intersect thing) and now sees Chuck through different eyes. The last few episodes involved Awesome in some of Chuck's missions, and it was pretty great to see him so impressed with Chuck and confident in his skills. (Even when Chuck wasn't so confident in himself!) I really love the role reversal that has come about with Awesome finding out about Chuck being in the CIA.


Agent Shaw- Played by Brandon Routh, we don't know much about this character so far, (except for that, according to my boyfriend he was "genetically engineered to impersonate Tom Cruise.") but he is taking charge of the team as they try to take out "The Ring" a CIA shadow operation trying to work within the CIA to take it down. (So much taking down!) He seems a little harsh on Chuck so far, but he was super lonely after he gave a speech about how friends and families suck and then no one invited him to the nice friend and family dinner they all had at the end of last night's episode. Bummer for you Agent Shaw.



Chuck has a few cohorts at the Buy More that are important to know, and we'll go through them too! I have been a little iffy on The Buy More stuff since day one, and this season things have the same kind of hit or miss quality so far. I see the Buy More as completely necessary to the premise of the show, and sometimes the goofy characters can be really hilarious (Jeffster, anyone?!! YES.) But other times you feel like you just want to get back to the A story and out of the Buy More. I actually think the budget cuts for this season, meaning every cast member will not be in every episode, might actually help that this season, because the Buy More stories are going to be cut down a bit. There was already one ep this season with no Buy More, and I think it worked great. HOWEVER, sometimes The Buy More guys are just sublime, absurdist comedy, so let's meet them!

Morgan Grimes-Chuck's bff since grade school, Morgan is our most down to earth Buy More employee. Chuck has been taking care of him and trying to save him from getting beat up since they were kids. Having just gotten a promotion to Assistant Manager, he turns to Chuck more than ever for advice on life! He used to be in love with Ellie, but since her marriage seems to be just as happy with their platonic friendship. Morgan's dream to become a Benihana chef died quickly, when he realized he just didn't have the knife skills.





Jeff and Lester. Apart they are creepy man-children who will never get girlfriends and who think Chuck is some kind of god. Together, they are Jeffster, whose covers of Styx will make your soul soar. Just don't join their Fight Club. You will regret it.












Big Mike-Tough yet fair manager of The Buy More. Doesn't seem to notice or care that Chuck constantly has to leave work to preform spy missions. Is banging Morgan's mom, which is simultaneously good and bad for Morgan. He's getting a good job but bad images out of it. Big Mike can be very graphic.




So now, when someone asks you if you watch Chuck, you can't be all "Well, I've never seen it, I'm not sure I can just jump right in blah blah blah..." You CAN! Stop talking crazy man, and saying blah blah at the end of a sentence! That's weird! Just watch it! Jump right it in! You won't regret it! Mondays! 8pm. Right before....Heroes. (I'm working on the Heroes thing, I swear.)

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Heroes is back! And it was kind of alright!


Heroes kicked off the new year with a two hour block of episodes, and some parts of them were actually okay! So instead of just complaining about this show, I am going to point out what I liked about these two episodes, "Upon This Rock" and "Let it Bleed". Then, I'm going to complain.

So, on to the good!

-Claire realized that something is up with Samuel and that he is not all he says he is. I have never seen a character act more obviously nefarious and still be treated as if he seems like a totally nice and normal person. Good job spotting how clearly evil he is Claire! (I'm just going to pretend that she didn''t buy into that whole "creating a beautiful new home with this homeless guy I lured here" thing. Because that would be stupid.)

-Um, I'm glad someone finally told Claire that her bio-Dad is dead.

-Peter's eulogy was really nice and heartfelt, and it almost made me forget the time that Nathan rounded up people with abilities, tortured them and sent them to internment camps. Almost.

-Actual time dedicated to mourning Nathan, who, though a douchebag, still managed to be one of the most interesting characters on the show. Credit really goes to Adrian Pasdar, who gave all of Nathan's thinly written motives and half-assed plans layers that lesser actors could not have managed. Also, that guy could really fill out a suit.

-HRG and Angela admitting that trying to turn Sylar into Nathan was a terrible, terrible plan. It was so terrible I am surprised it wasn't Nathan's idea.

-Claire's awesome "casual superhero in mourning" outfit that she rocked at Nathan's funeral!

-Peter and Claire! Broken up in real life or not, Milo Ventimigila and Hayden Panettiere have great chemistry together! And I am talking "kind of inappropriate for uncle/niece chemistry but still incredibly watchable" here. I have to say that honestly both actors are chemistry machines, and I was happy that the show remembered that these two are the best and most engaging main characters they have. Now if we can just have them in more scenes where they actually talk to each other about feelings and why they are acting totally insane (Listening to the police scanner and trying to foil a 1990's- style office shoot up? You're not Batman Peter!) I could really start getting behind this show again. Seriously people, that is all it would take. Put your two best actors together and have them speak to each other like humans. That's it. Why is that so hard?!!


-Brace yourself here, because you are not even going to believe what I have to say next. Something I liked about these two eps? HIRO and ANDO. I know, I know, that is insane and Hiro is back to being a weird annoying man-child on a "quest" or ten. But there was something kind of fun for a pop culture junkie like me in trying to figure out Hiro's references and what they mean. Plus, Ando is always pretty cute.

-Chuck Season 3 extended promo! It premieres Sunday at 9, watch it if you like really good TV! (WATCH IT)

-No Matt Parkman! Again! Yes!

-That incredibly weird and homoerotic picture of Peter and Nathan that Angela was cradling. It was awesome. Way to honor Peter and Nathan's totally inappropriate chemistry by reminding us that those two brothers always seemed to want to make out. Because they looked like they were about to in that picture.

Okay okay, it was still Heroes, and there was still a bunch of stuff that annoyed the crap out of me, such as:

-Mohinder droning on in the beginning. Even locked in a mental hospital this guy won't shut up!

-Pretty much the entire HRG/Blonde lady/Darth Maul storyline, including it's weird shoehorning of the whole "not trying to throw my liberal agenda in your face but torture is bad" thing. I think everyone besides Dick Cheney is pretty much on board with that these days Heroes, but thanks anyways. Also it had all the hallmarks of an annoying as hell storyline, the most annoying being a potentially awesome team-up that is scuttled before it even begins. What will I do with all my HRG/Darth Maul fanfic now?!

-Emma. Oh Emma, please help Samuel lure some slow homeless guy! Samuel seems like a totally nice and not weird guy, so his crazy request should definitely be carried out! Oh wait, the opposite of that is true. Also she didn't get into med school, and I still don't care.

-Claire being all pissed and surprised that HRG and Angela lied to her...again. She should really just be jaded at this point.

-Claire even considering for five minutes quitting college to lug stuffed animals for these weird carnies.

-Lydia and her completely incomprehensible plan to kill Samuel but somehow protect him at the same time. Or whatever she's doing.

-Lydia creepily throwing herself at Sylar to get info from him.

-Lydia saying to Sylar "You want love, but you're afraid you don't deserve it." GAG.

-Samuel explaining the concept of a "gray character" to Sylar, again, by way of pointing out that they're "not good guys, but not all bad either." Now you know I love Sylar, but he's a remorseless serial killer and Samuel is trying to rule the Earth with his power of dirt control. Maybe they're not all bad, but they're pretty close. Sylar's just hot and funny. Samuel's got nothing. Stop trying to make me feel for these guys.

-Emma has a 'siren song'? Oh please.

--They mentioned Wes. I don't care if seeing Peter fly again was actually kind of poignant, because Wes should be forgotten forever. Can't we be reminded of Claire's cool gay friend or even the underwater kissing guy instead?

-Sylar not killing Samuel.

-Sylar not being badass, again, even though that is how he should be.

-Samuel has a lost love. Do.not.care.

Just an FYI for the kids out there, when someone keeps saying to you, over and over, that something is "your choice" and you are "completely free" they do not mean it. That someone is probably a cult leader or a carnie bent on ruling the world with dirt control. Don't trust him! Or her! Just a little free advice there.

Next week: Sylar is all half Nathan and crap or something! Also, Claire is pissed and Peter is tormented! And carnie stuff, as usual. Sigh.